I'm Your Huckle Berry

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

LATER:

x|x|x co-creator

running is a victory.

Witch, Ghost,Faerie, Siren, Fury

Witch: Humanity would be a lot more accepting of one another, and willing to work together for goals that might not have immediate personal benefits but would better all of us. Essentially, reduce the cruel impacts of selfishness.

Ghost: Not learning from my mistakes sooner.

Faerie: Travel and explore the entire world, just pick up and leave without any responsibilities.

Siren: I would have people be totally honest with me. I’d want to know exactly where I stand with them.

Fury: Nobody wants you in their life.

saccharinescorpion:

aviarei:

I always thought it was funny how “Casey” was kind of abducted by John and left that other Salamander for no explainable reason
 

 

this is my favorite Homestuck fanart of all time

saccharinescorpion:

aviarei:

I always thought it was funny how “Casey” was kind of abducted by John and left that other Salamander for no explainable reason

 

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this is my favorite Homestuck fanart of all time

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!

nikki-rook:

who in their right mind would make a movie out of a failed sci-fi series? those guys gotta be fucking nuts. Castle Season 5 Bloopers

ge3d:

Found this set of cool tutorials on how to draw crystals

Text is in what I assume to be chinese but you get the idea!

monster asks!!!
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
reblog if you didn’t get decomissioned

into-the-mojave:

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only true kids will get this

kofukuebisus:

when a friend asks u about something that youre obsessed with

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draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon